June 4 - June 19, 2022



Written by Clare Barron
Directed by Paige Picard

June 4 - June 19, 2022

Fri and Sat at 7pm, Sun at 2pm

The Sonoma County Premiere

Somewhere in America, an army of pre-teen competitive dancers plots to take over the world. A raucous pageant of ambition and ferocity. 

IMPORTANT: We recommend this show for ages 15 and up due to strong language and adult situations including simulated masturbation and brief nudity.


To enter audiences must show proof of vaccination (vaccination card, copy of card or photo on mobile device are accepted). Audience members not able to show proof of vaccination will not be admitted.

Masks will NOT be required at Left Edge Theatre for the following groups of people:

  • Anyone who is vaccinated

  • Anyone with a medical condition, mental health condition, or disability that prevents them from wearing a mask

  • Anyone who is hearing impaired

All left Edge Theatre staff and performers are vaccinated



Clare Barron

Clare Barron  is a playwright and actor from Wenatchee, Washington. Her plays include You Got Older, which received its world premiere with Page 73 and will appear at Steppenwolf in 2018 (Obie Award for Playwriting, Drama Desk Nomination for Outstanding Play, Kilroys List, and Susan Smith Blackburn finalist);  I’ll Never Love Again (The Bushwick Starr, NYTimes & Time Out Critics’ Picks); Baby Screams Miracle (Woolly Mammoth, Clubbed Thumb); and Dance Nation, which will appear at Playwrights Horizons in 2018 and won the Relentless Award established in honor of Philip Seymour Hoffman and the Susan Smith Blackburn Prize. She is also the recipient of a Whiting Award, the Page 73 Playwriting Fellowship and the Paula Vogel Award at the Vineyard.